Stereotypes

I’m a fullblooded

West Indian stereotype

See me straw hat?

Watch it good

I’m a fullblooded

West Indian stereotype

You ask

if I got riddum

in me blood

You going ask!

Man just beat de drum

and don’t forget

to pour di rum

I’m a fullblooded

West Indian stereotype

You say

I suppose you can show

us the limbo, can’t you?

How you know!

How you know!

You sure

you don’t want me

sing you a calypso too

How about that?

I’m a fullblooded

West Indian stereotype

You call me

happy-go-lucky

Yes that’s me

dressing fancy

and chasing women

if you think ah lie

bring yuh sister

I’m a fullblooded

West Indian stereotype

You wonder

where do you people get such riddum

could it be the sunshine

My goodness

Just listen to that steelband

Isn’t here one thing

you forgot to ask

go on man ask ask

This native will answer

anything

How about cricket?

I suppose you’re good at it?

Hear this man

good at it!

Put de willow

in me hand

and watch me stripe

de boundary

Yes I’m a fullblooded

West Indian stereotype

that’s why I

graduated from Oxford

University

with a degree

in anthropology